Please, Just No Film at 11:00

Oh No! Think of the shame if a hard core religious figure gets caught in a sex/drug scandal.

No. I don’t mean Ted Haggard; not even Colorado. Virginia gets the honors.

Fans of gospel music likely know the name Tommy Tester well. He’s a staple at WZAP 690 am in Bristol, Virginia, and has been for almost 25 years, but his recent arrest, has put his station in a tight spot.

Johnson City police arrested Tester Thursday night on charges of indecent exposure and public drunkenness. Police say the preacher was driving drunk when he stopped at a car wash and urinated with children present. Investigators say prior to his arrest, Tester, who was wearing a skirt at the time, made sexual advances to them.

Aren’t they even trying anymore?

(Hat Tip: Wonkette: with Mugshot – boy does he look sheepish)

6 comments so far

  1. Teresa on

    Too easy. Just. Too. Freaking. Easy.

    Instead of reading the Bible all the time, these guys should take a break one day and watch x-men three.

    They would benefit from a little quote I’ll call “Wolverine 1:01” Just to make them feel comfortable:

    “When you cage the beast. The beast gets angry.”

    This is the kind of sickness that comes from trying to eliminate humanity from the human.

  2. Ben on


    Oh Trees. You know all the biblical illiterations you awake if you invoke “The Beast.”

    The beast is always angry, that’s why they keep trying to suppress it.

    The problem isn’t the beast, the problem is the inner bunny. Ever own two bunnies of opposite sexes? Perhaps that would make a good Tee Shirt.

    “When you cage the bunny, it get’s horny”

  3. travis on

    dude you really hate religion dont you. man i have never seen somebody so dedicated to hating religion and showing everybody else that they should hate it to. I agree with you on somethings i dislike religion greatly, but the bible man that thing is just awesome.

  4. travis on

    Hey it is me again this seems to be the only one I can comment on and I read some of your other writings. I liked the one about evolution works shit happens or something like that. You are obviously a very intelligent individual and me arguing with you would be worthless and only make you more angry and hate Christianity even more. Evolution makes sense in someways and I am not stupid by any means, I have studied evolution extensively and have been involved in many debates at a competition level, but you probably don’t give a rats behind about that. Evolution is plausible but there are so many wholes and un answered questions and evolution is just not able to answer all of them. Most Christians look at genesis as the exact origin of life and that is how it happened an no way else. Most Christians don’t know that the first two chapters of genesis are two very different accounts of creation. It you read it carefully you will realize that chapter one is one account of how god created the earth and chapter two is another account of how god created the earth and both of them contradict each other. Also a lot of scholars believe that genesis was written during the exile or a little before and not by moses as tradition teaches. Personally I have no idea how God created existence whether it was evolution or adam and eve and I really don’t care. I just know that I will always believe in god and I have faith because if I look at facts a lone I would spend the rest of my life looking for the correct answer and still be nowhere close to proofing one way or the other.

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