Cut and Run

First the Democrats now the British – who’s next?

According to The Daily Mail, The New York Times , Washington Post and probably every single news outlet including China Daily, the top British Army officer now seems to be calling for the United Kingdom to ‘Cut and Run.’ The Daily Mail has an exclusive interview with Richard Dannatt, Chief of the British General Staff.

The head of the Army is calling for British troops to withdraw from Iraq “soon” or risk catastophic consequences for both Iraq and British society.

In a devastating broadside at Tony Blair’s foreign policy, General Sir Richard Dannatt stated explicitly that the continuing presence of British troops “exacerbates the security problems” in Iraq.

Snap! Ouch! Who’s still left in the coalition of the willing?

I think this is part of an evil redcoat plot to weaken the colonies concerted British push to effect the American elections. First, the obviously liberally biased, scientific journal rag, ‘The Lancet,’ publishes a study into the number of deaths in Iraq. (A study giving estimates that George Bush seems unable to counter – just deny.) Now one of the most liberal weak kneed members of the British community – the Chief of the General Staff – believes, as quoted in the Daily Mail, ‘our  presence in Iraq exacerbates’ the ‘difficulties we are facing around the world.’

Maybe George Bush should get a coalition together and just show those people what for! Let’s call up our closest allies and invade. Now where’s the number of – um – wait, it’ll come to me in a second – um – Poland? No they want to ‘Cut and Run.’ The French aren’t even worth of naming fried potatoes after. The Germans have turned into wimps. Oh! I know. We’ll talk to Tony Blair. No. Wait! Damn!

Those evil Cut and Runners!

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