The headline in the Daily Mail reads ‘Man vows to fight garden gnome arrest threat.’
OK. I agree, the article is an excellent piece of fluff. But I’m sorry, I have to take exception to the headline.
Does this mean that a garden gnome threatened to arrest this gentleman? Is he defending his lawn ornament from unlawful imprisonment? No. He is being threatened with arrest because of his garden gnome.
For shame Daily Mail, for shame. This headline almost gave me a heart attack – um – cardiac arrest.
Hat Tip: Mimi Smartypants