One Move and the Owl Gets It
It’s for posts like this that force me to read Wonkette every day. I’m still giggling.
1. Incinerate the complete costume with the oversight of an official USDA Forest Service law enforcement officer*.
2. The entire Woodsy Owl costume including each of the separate pieces is to be destroyed beyond recognition.
* If you do not have access to an official USDA Forest Service law enforcement representative, arrangements will be made for dealing with your costume by contacting the USDA-FS Washington Office at:
C/o National Symbols Program
Jesus, what do they think people are going to do with an old Woodsy Owl costume, use it in a porn video? (Actually, that would be awesome ….) [My emphisis]
Just so you know what Wonkette is talking about, I present
Furries. This subculture has been much maligned, mocked, and misunderstood. The first image people seem to get are people going at it in animal costumes… [
Maligned, mocked, and misunderstood they may be, but at least they don’t try to burn Woodsy the Owl costumes.